You worry about getting sunburned and frostbitten on the same day.
You’re not surprised that a few weeks into Rockies baseball season some games are cancelled because of snow.
You secretly chuckle when anyone east of Denver tells you they have mountains in their state too.
You know that South Park is a real place.
You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels sticky and the sky isn’t nearly as blue.
You can’t decide if it’s hot or cold so you wear shorts and a hoodie.
You’ve skied in June and golfed in January.
You never plan an outdoor party or picnic between 2:00 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. in July or August.
You know the correct pronunciation of “Buena Vista”.
You have a surge protector on every outlet.
SPF 90 seems like reasonable protection.
14er’s are not a shoe size.
Please consider this Coloradan for all your Real Estate needs!